10 funniest things my kids have ever said
1.Meg-"Oh no! Nana forgot her money here!" (hands me a 20 dollar bill)
Me-"No Nana brought that for us. We bought her some stuff in Lethbridge, so that is our money."
Meg-"No Mom! It Is Nana's Money...look there is a grandma on it!" (points to the picture of the Queen. Love it.)
2.Hannah-"I'm the best, I'm the best...I'm the best!"(walking around after listening to some retro 80's music with Sean)
Me-"Whatcha singing, kiddo?"
Hannah-"That song Dad was just listening to..."(He was listening to Rock Me Amadeus by Falco)
3.Meg-"So Kane has a boy's bum, right?"
Me-"Yeah, he does."
Meg-"I have a girl's bum, right?"
Me-"Yeah, you do."
Meg-"Dad has a boy's bum?"
Me-"Yeah, he does."
Meg-"It's OK, I love him anyways..."
4.Sitting in Easter service...
Minister-"Isn't that amazing? Jesus is the only one to ever come back from the dead!"
Hannah-"No! Your wrong!"
Minister-"..."
Hannah-"Snow White came back when her prince kissed her!"
5.Meg-"Will I be big like you some day?"
Me-"Yup, some day you will be a grown up."
Meg-"Really?"
Me-"Yup, some day."
Meg-"How many days until I grow a star on my butt?"(In reference to my tattoo of a directional star on my lower back...)
6.Hannah-"What are you doing Mom?"
Me-"Weighing myself, this is a scale it tells me how much I weigh."
Hannah-"Whoa, that's a whole lot of Mom!"
7.Meg-"Can I have potatoes, please?"
Me-"Meg, you don't like potatoes..."
Meg-"Oh yeah, can I just have the butter and salt then?" (haven't we all been there)
8.Me-"What would you like to drink with your Cheerios?"
Hannah-"Ummm...Scotch maybe?"
9.Hannah-"But Mom, I needed a new look!" (At 6:30 a.m. after giving herself a haircut...she was three...took a few years for this to be funny)
10.Me-"Hannah, time for your nap."
Hannah-"Sorry, can't today."
Me-"You can't have a nap today?"
Hannah-"Nope, I have too much respect for playing."
Me-"..."
Gotta love them, cause we can't eat them!
hilarious! I love it!
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